All 3 game Reviews

Christmas Shotgun Defense Christmas Shotgun Defense

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So, a gay couple named after the author of the communist manifesto and a communist dictator, dressed up to look like the virgin Mary and Joseph, miraculously have a baby and 'defend' the child by using over powered weapons to kill innocent creatures. I'm offended... that this game only has a 3 star rating!

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

I didn't like this game

First of all, I have to say, I didn't like the Christian undertones of the game. I understand that this is a free country, and you can make any theme in a video game that you want, but that's one of the main reasons that I, personaly, didn't like it.

The Animation, and the graphics weren't bad, but that's about the only thing this game has going for it. The puzles made no sense. I hate resorting to walkthroughs, but this game left me with no choice. How could I have posibly thought to combine a rope with a knife and a banana to catch a fish!? I mean that made no sense. A string, some peanut butter and a safety pin would have made more sense. Also, the random areas where you're supposed to be able to break the wall, It would have been nice if there was some sort of clue in the game as to the weakness of the walls. Also, the character didn't want to get her hands greasy with the oil, yet she had no problem going down into the sewer? And then why would she use her favorite teddy bear as a rag? Another thing that doesn't sit well with me, is that her boyfriend was able to lock her into the car. What kind of car has the ability to lock pasengers IN?

You could remedy allot of these problems very easily. Change a few of the items that she collects, have her make mention of the weakness of some of the bricks in the walls, have her boyfriend break the locks on the car, etc. This game has potential to be good, dispite the religious undertones, and I hope that you take the advise of some of your critics.

Godlimations responds:

that's cool, I don't expect everyone to like the Christian messages in this game...

Theres always more room for improvement nextime =)

Weezer Jam Session Weezer Jam Session

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are gonna be the death of me!

Man, I gave up TV, and video games because they were sucking my time like some sort of space time vampire, I need the internet in order to work on my own animation, and now you come along and create this! I can't stop playing it! I love Weezer, I've never played Donkey Konga (Or that dance arcade game which seems similar) but now, I'm addicted. Well I hope you're happy!...

10 points.