Recent Movie Reviews


The Ultimate Orgy The Ultimate Orgy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holly crap, man!

You know, I never thought I'd see a parody that was done better than the original. This kicked ass! The animation, the humor, and just the overall feel of the movie, was better than the original.


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Pandora's Book Pandora's Book

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

The visuals were stunning but the plot was lacking

I loved the visuals of this movie, but it was far too short, and I feel as if there was hardly any plot. This would have been a great movie, if there were some sort of plot. Perhaps you could answer some of the questions that obviously come up. What's the relationship between Pandora and the dragon? Is the book for pleasure, or is it a spellbook, or posibly a schoolbook? There was basicaly no plot. This seemed like the begining to a movie rather than a movie.



DCK: Cycon Dooby Don't DCK: Cycon Dooby Don't

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad, but could be better

I've always liked Scooby Doo, and I like it when parodies go into the more "adult" themes that we all know would have been going on in real life with the crew. However, that having been said, I was really disappointed by the Velma bashing. Yes. We all know that Velma was a lesbian, but does Freddy have to call her a Dyke every five seconds?!? It really got on my nerves. Aside from that I liked it. Artwork, Animation, Audio, all of it was absolutely excellent! Keep up the good work, and try not to beat a dead horse in the future.


Recent Game Reviews


Christmas Shotgun Defense Christmas Shotgun Defense

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So, a gay couple named after the author of the communist manifesto and a communist dictator, dressed up to look like the virgin Mary and Joseph, miraculously have a baby and 'defend' the child by using over powered weapons to kill innocent creatures. I'm offended... that this game only has a 3 star rating!


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-PURSUIT- -PURSUIT-

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I didn't like this game

First of all, I have to say, I didn't like the Christian undertones of the game. I understand that this is a free country, and you can make any theme in a video game that you want, but that's one of the main reasons that I, personaly, didn't like it.

The Animation, and the graphics weren't bad, but that's about the only thing this game has going for it. The puzles made no sense. I hate resorting to walkthroughs, but this game left me with no choice. How could I have posibly thought to combine a rope with a knife and a banana to catch a fish!? I mean that made no sense. A string, some peanut butter and a safety pin would have made more sense. Also, the random areas where you're supposed to be able to break the wall, It would have been nice if there was some sort of clue in the game as to the weakness of the walls. Also, the character didn't want to get her hands greasy with the oil, yet she had no problem going down into the sewer? And then why would she use her favorite teddy bear as a rag? Another thing that doesn't sit well with me, is that her boyfriend was able to lock her into the car. What kind of car has the ability to lock pasengers IN?

You could remedy allot of these problems very easily. Change a few of the items that she collects, have her make mention of the weakness of some of the bricks in the walls, have her boyfriend break the locks on the car, etc. This game has potential to be good, dispite the religious undertones, and I hope that you take the advise of some of your critics.


Godlimations responds:

that's cool, I don't expect everyone to like the Christian messages in this game...

Theres always more room for improvement nextime =)


Weezer Jam Session Weezer Jam Session

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are gonna be the death of me!

Man, I gave up TV, and video games because they were sucking my time like some sort of space time vampire, I need the internet in order to work on my own animation, and now you come along and create this! I can't stop playing it! I love Weezer, I've never played Donkey Konga (Or that dance arcade game which seems similar) but now, I'm addicted. Well I hope you're happy!...

10 points.


Recent Audio Reviews


Dealey Plaza - Screw It Dealey Plaza - Screw It

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Overall... Awsome!

I liked it so much, I'm planning on making it the opening theme to my animated flash series. I hope to make a video for you sometime!